6.02.2008

人生第一波

人生第一波是這樣開始的..

在Diesel party上遇到VW,
他說:喂今個禮拜六我做慧妍波司儀,你都嚟啦!
我答:吓?怕唔怕架?
他說:怕咩啫,食餐飯之嘛,呢個波非你莫屬喎。
我答:哈哈.. 咁呀~ 個波喺邊度搞呢?
他說:Grand Hyatt,一如咁話啦喎!
我答:哦~

過了兩天,VM來電,
他說:喂,聽日預你架啦喎..
我答:要著咩呢咁?
他說:umm.. 唔好太casual囉..
我答:即係..
他說:恤衫囉,唔好牛仔褲啦..
我答:哦..

掛線後,我不斷在想,去波喎,到時必定衣香鬢影,又港姐又名媛又名流又官紳,VM又是司儀,萬萬不能失禮街坊!但實不相瞞,在下咁大過仔,除了十數年前肥仔時代買過一套西裝之後,衣櫃裡再沒有類似的服裝出現過。咪柴台,是真的.. 近年最隆重的一次都只是白恤衫配黑領帶黑西褲黑皮鞋(皮鞋更是十年前剛回港時候買的),今勻真考起!有想過問友人相借,但一借便要整套借回來,要不然褸跟褲子的顏色及質料不配就核突死了。另一友人提議我去租一套禮服,嘩.. 穿tux.. 又好像太浮誇兼不配身份,最終我的天秤座魔鬼性格又成功說服自己:去買一套吧,咁大個人無理由無一套看門口既!結果週五下晝一支箭跑去IFC的“沙娜”碰碰運氣!結果,真的找到一套合身的西裝,只是褲子需要修改一點,安樂晒。

週六早上,VM又來電,
他說:喂今晚七點九開始喎,你七點半到啦!
我答:好呀..
他說:記住帶相機呀,有排影呀實!
我答:嘻嘻,知道啦~

雖然由家裡出發到Grand Hyatt只需十五分鐘,但為免遲到,我五點半已經開始準備,務求以最佳狀態跟大家見面,多謝!準時七點半,我人已到,哇.... 眾港姐及嘉賓原來大部份已齊集會場啦,我穿梭人群中企圖逐一把部份港姐認出來,好好玩!VW安排我跟友人所坐的那張檯其實是屬於司儀及make up artrists的,我們甫坐下已見到三位mcee - VW、朱凱婷及陸詩韻正在忙於對稿。那麼當晚我究竟跟那些港姐合照,現場情況又是怎麼樣呢,請檢閱!

73年港姐殿軍 - 趙雅芝;當晚所見她一派雍容,丈夫黃錦燊一即陪伴在側,好溫馨。趙雅芝當年參選時20歲,今年即是.. 哇,又一娛圈不老的傳說呀!
77年港姐冠軍 - 朱玲玲;我這個年紀的人,少不免對朱玲玲總有一點崇拜,港姐中的港姐喎。當晚我要深呼吸一口氣才敢上前討合照啊。你們看看,歲月彷彿永遠不會在她的臉上留下任何痕跡..
79年港姐冠軍 - 鄭文雅;另一最愛港姐,不過以“maintainence”來說,她實在不及朱玲玲..
89年港姐冠軍 - 陳法蓉;多年來樣貌與身材永遠都在作戰狀態,辛苦晒。不過Monica人很nice,她竟然跟我談了一會,她還考我她競選國際華裔小姐時的編號,結果.. 唔駛問,她大唔到我啦..
95年港姐冠軍 - 楊婉儀;十分大方高貴,當晚更以流俐英語致辭。楊婉儀當年得選不久曾到過多倫多參與我們電台的一個籌款節目,其實算有過一面之緣..
98年港姐冠軍 - 向海嵐;應屆會長,當晚不容有失,一套性感的火紅晚裝令她成為全場焦點。
01年港姐冠軍 - 楊思崎;果然不負純情女教師之名,現場所見她甚受那班中學生義工歡迎..
03年港姐冠軍 - 曹敏莉;近年港姐中我覺得她絕對稱得上“靚”,不過這晚襯了個不太適合的假髮啊..
05年港姐冠軍 - 葉翠翠;身高五呎八吋的她踩了一對四吋高跟鞋,我登時顯得有點矮小..
06年港姐冠軍 - 陳茵薇;一直對她的評價只是一般,但近距離接觸後.. 咦原來幾靚喎..
07年港姐冠軍 - 張嘉兒;老實講她真人呢... 好好多囉..
當晚的menu..
左上:崧子蟹肉帶子沙拉;右上:香蒜崧子忌廉湯;左下:蘋果青檸雪葩;右下:焗鱸魚配紅蘿蔔蜜豆牛油露選荀汁..
暖心巧克力蛋糕&藍莓酸乳酪雪糕配桑莓汁..
左下:我的斜對面坐了成檯港姐,包括:張嘉兒、何傲兒、周美欣、葉翠翠、陳茵薇、楊思崎、周家蔚、曹敏莉等等..
table prize - 左:友人抽到卡哇依USB;右:我就抽到..
表演嘉賓之一林子祥,另外當晚還有側田..
當晚的大會主題為08奧運馬術項目,所以八位港姐齊齊穿上由Dorian Ho所設計,並以馬術為主題的服裝上演一幕香港小姐時裝秀..
友人E小姐竟然抽中全場大獎,價值七萬元的鑽石介指及頸練,我想講呢,她的獎券no.是134,而我那一張是135呀,嘿~~ 右下:E小姐興奮得亂打電話報喜..
左起:E小姐/R先生/Fun/VW

雖然差點可以袋走七萬元,好像很揼心,但這晚的回憶已夠我回味一輩子了,錢?確實毫不重要.. VW,真的很感謝,有些事情對你來說可能只是舉手之勞,但對於我是大件事來,你為我沉悶乏味的生活灑了一點點鹽花喔!喂,那麼是否約埋一大班人睇港男呀?

34 comments:

Leo said...

嘩,繼d嫂後又升cup!好爆呀!爭住第一個留言先!

闊太係咪好好做呢?見你呢輯相同d嫂果輯都容光煥發,靚過去旅行果陣噃!

啲港姐大部分都拍得仲靚過平時見報上電視噃,代表人物:楊婉儀!

葉翠翠變咗六呎高你都拍得住,應該都有五呎十,但係又好似矮過王生?冇可能架!

陳法蓉選華姐個冧把你都記得,就算冇王生,你呢晚都係應得喇!

去波咁好玩,唔好比佢停!繼續報導,等我地望梅止下渴都好呀嘛!

Wordy said...

讀中學時同趙雅芝「傾過偈」:佢個細仔剛升中一,湊仔時問左我呢個大師兄兩句,哈哈 ~

你同曹敏莉果張有 d 似紙板人

唔知張嘉兒知唔知你對過佢「寵愛」有嘉呢?

Fun said...

to leo,
多謝捧場啦.. 去日本之前隻右手痛到癲左嘛.. 近排可能睡眠充足掛,不過我覺得差唔多喎!無錯,個晚大部份港姐都靚,尤其近年個d冠軍,個個都靚過選個陣.. 我得5'9"咋..

to wordy,
咁個陣你覺得佢靚唔靚呢?我都想問kayi cheung又無睇過我個blog哈哈.. 個晚我行過去影相,係有d咁多尷架 :p

naruto said...

*其實你點叫佢地合照呢?
*張嘉兒之前都聽過話真人好好多,但真係去到靚?有D懷疑喎!
*你嘅招牌樣真係十幾張無變過
*著西裝咪幾好睇,條B仔呔為咗個波買架?

Fun said...

to naruto,
- 大部份都係VW出手既..
- 靚就唔係好稱得上囉,不過可以接受有餘,同埋佢既舉止係幾大方..
- 係呀,港姐式笑容嘛..
- 條呔就舊既,個pin係新囉..

Wordy said...

果次好明顯芝姐就咁係屋企落黎(當時佢地住得好近學校),好樸素,有 d pale,態度好好,反而我好鬼緊張;後黎係舊公司再見,化左妝,有 d 距離

你都話佢大方,或者扮唔知囉 :p

OGAKE said...

D相好難得~~但又好得意~~個招牌笑容真係可以keep到張張一樣,紙板FUN,第日你會唔會做左港姐代言人?
P.S.同葉翠翠果張好似企到離行離列咁既?

Fun said...

搵我做代言人?哈哈.. 駛唔駛我著游水衣架..

岩岩葉翠翠條裙擺左響我個邊,所以我要就一就,唔係就會踩到條裙~~

Fun said...

to wordy,
趙雅芝真係靚,唔明點解得梗頸四.. 不過講演技就一向都麻麻.. 我記得繆騫人細佬係我師兄,有一次見佢黎接放學,我一味響佢附近徘徊,好好笑~

阿寶 Francis said...

你有冇帶埋你個birkin袋去Ball呀? 唔係你點放相機呀? :P
我覺得無線要開個特備節目俾你做囉~! 一路訪問歷屆港姐參選既經歷, 一路回顧咁多年黎港姐選美既歷史~!

in btw, 我仲以為你會"藐"爆呀"嘉兒"添...哈哈~! 不過, 你個樣真係張張一樣架~!!!!!!! 哈哈哈~!!!

F4 said...

OMG, 我覺得你著suit個樣似丁子高...

Fun said...

to阿寶,
birkin袋太大啦,去ball梗係拎個clutch啦~

如果有個咁既節目,我驚收視得10點喎!

其實你地睇清楚d,我每張相其實係有少少變化架..

Fun said...

to F4,
情場老千千千fa?我覺得我似朱玲玲喎哈哈,d膚色幾近似架~

naruto said...

港男現場唔係全女班咩?

Fun said...

約埋一齊睇o者,唔係去現場 :)

Agnes Tse 艾麗絲謝 said...

Fun哥艷福無邊^^

費仕騰 said...

睇睇下原來除左殿堂級港姐趙雅芝係第4外, 你登其他既合照全部都係冠軍黎架喎, 真係唔至尊果件你都唔登架, picky到死!!

maria said...

嘩!!!!真正既BALL呀!!!!!!!!!!!
wei唔好齋睇相,講下你同佢地講左d咩得唔得呀?? 哎呀,以前d 港姐真係高貴好多...

Vinci said...

haha, these pics really reminded me how fun the ball was...

good to have u there that night, and i'm sure we must count u in for the mr.hk show la...

but how about this coming miss hk? any plan?

Fun said...

費仕騰,
我當晚既“滅唇”係同在場幾所有既冠軍合照嘛.. :)

maria,
哈哈,實在我淨係同陳法蓉/陳茵薇/向海嵐有對話咋.. 我點敢同朱玲玲傾偈喎,朱凌凌就話o者 :p

Fun said...

to VW,
其實真係越諗越好笑架,d港姐以為記得佢地幾好就好犀利,查實記no.真係入門黎咋!

港生全民一齊睇都應該ok好笑~

港姐,靠你啦,你同全全熟d呀~

Leo said...

我舊年都係成班人(咁啱)一齊睇港生,嘩,真係好fun架!哈哈!

費仕騰 said...

hahaha, 但係當晚你既"滅唇s"其實有好多:

首先係要認出果D零知名度港姐如邵婉萍劉苑蓁等然後講佢地既"冧把"嚇佢地一跳

第二係查探鄺美雲究竟係咪真係被"踢入會"!!

Fun said...

我諗如果我現場大叫3號邵婉萍.. 真係嚇x死佢地都似,哈哈...

本場刊有列出新加入會員,係有鄺美人呀~

阿寶 Francis said...

上年同d fd一齊喺我屋企睇港生,勁好笑~!! 笑到拆天~!!!! 真係好興奮架~!

kevin said...

Fun, 可吾可以開個 post 講下電視小姐.. 好想知多 d 點解會有個咁既選美.. 係吾係頂亞姐呢...

Fun said...

電視小姐.. 要少少時間哈哈~~

健美小姐係用黎頂亞姐啦,但86年就唔知點解唔繼續搞健姐無啦啦改去搞電姐黎頂亞姐..

費仕騰 said...

"電姐"先好.....

Anonymous said...

I would die if I could take a picture with 朱玲玲. She is still the most beautiful and elegant Miss HK. She won the crwon when I was in like in Primary 1 but even back then I knew that she was going to win as she's just so beautiful. Even a 6 year old boy could tell that she's destinated to be Miss Hk 1977. I saw her a few times in the Catahy Pacific longue in the airport but never have the guts to ask her for a photo or autograph. She's even more beautiful these days, after divorcing someone she married for money and finding her true love....

Fun said...

I think she is nice, u should go up and say hi or maybe asking for a pic next time u run into her..

i rooted for her in MHK77 as well, she was juz unbeatable, too bad she couldnt make it in Miss Universe~

yes she looks still drop dead gorgeous now, damn, i should hv asked her what does she eat daily haha~

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