10.25.2007

有無脫衣舞男介紹先?

身在楓葉國的好友EC某日MSN我,他說女友的妹妹要在香港結婚了,姊妹們想為她籌備一個驚喜bachelorette party,其中一大“驚喜”是想找個male stripper於派對中突然彈出來,跳隻辣身舞嚇嚇準新娘。EC問我有沒有門路可找一個高大、肌肉型、靚仔同大X的老外male stripper,我心諗:哇,叫我訂購演唱會飛或找婚宴司儀還可理解,舞男喎,與我何干呀?不過既然你問得我,我亦儘管試試,跟手我click開了MSN,望住個list,看看那一個最有機會有門路,um... MM有機喎!

我:喂,你知唔知點樣揾老外male stripper?
MM:吓?你要?
我:幫個frd揾啫..
MM:等我問R先,佢bf以前有兼職跳吓咁,雖然離開咗香港,不過可能會識啲人..
我:(驚訝)咩話?R個ex係stripper????
MM:兼職啫..
我:(....)哦..咁你幫我問啦!
(2小時後)
MM:喂,R話佢而家淨係識一個咋喎,你上呢條link睇睇,其實佢主力係表現魔術同跳舞,不過都會strip囉..
我:哈哈.. 即係Harry哥哥?等我check check先..
(5分鐘)
我:嘩..............
MM:好唔得呀?
我:唔啦~~ 咁既樣,點算好?
MM:無計喎~
我:咁問過第二個啦唯有..

繼而我再上網尋找舞男但遍尋不獲,於是我buzz了EC..
我:喂,揾唔到添..
EC:係呀,咁點好?
我:errrrr..
EC:你識得人多喎..
我:..........
EC:你有無frd想揾extra money,哈哈哈..
我:..........

我再反覆想想那個朋友會有門路,最後腦海突然閃出敝公司靚女(前)公關Malayer..
我:靚女,我想幫人揾老外male stripper,你有無source?
M:哈哈,點解會揾我架?
我:你靚又識得人多嘛..
M:妖.. 等陣啦..
我:唔該唔該..
(數分鐘後)
M:哇,我真係估唔到,真係俾我揾到,我舊同事有source.. 你要white or black?
我:犀利.. err.. white啦..
M:等等..
(數分鐘後)
M:你抄低個email同電話啦,價錢同相你自己問佢.. 好PK囉,我估唔到自己真係有source呀,哈哈哈哈..

於是我將資料傳了給EC,誰知今早就有update:
EC:喂..
我:係..
EC:揾到stripper啦..
我:就係我幫你揾o個個?
EC:唔係呀,我上啲forum有人講呢個話題,跟住見有人留咗個email.. send張相你睇啦..
(數分鐘後)
我:嘩,呢個好喎..
EC:係呀,幾hot..
我:幾銀?
EC:30分鐘$3000..
我:哦.. 有無問size?
EC:無喎,應該ok掛,不過佢都唔會剝晒架啦,底線係G-string..
我:俾佢既聯絡我做番個reference啦(笑)..

就是這樣我跟脫衣舞男聯繫上了,原來那個6-degree-theory真的錯唔晒,假若大家有興趣找male stripper,可以給我留言,我會係咁易收些微介紹費的,多謝!

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wa! $3,000 for 30 minutes. Highway robbery! And he won't even take off his G-string. For that much, I want to see/touch/feel IT all, hehe!

Fun said...

辛苦錢呀哈哈~

Clarisse Miles said...

我舊年都去過個party係有male stripper,佢身材ok,不過後來痴煙食痴酒飲,本來預佢留40mins,最後佢留低吹水食煙飲酒,成個半鐘先送得走佢呀!!

Wordy said...

3000 蚊半個鐘唔係多,佢肯除哂你咪仲驚。

maria said...

6-degree-theory真係好神奇,原來我真係隔6個人就識查理斯王子,我頂!

best actor said...

如果個準新娘係好純果隻﹐可能唔駛3分鐘就叫阿大隻哥哥去entertain席上其他客人。

「哈哈﹐唔該啦﹐哇﹐哈哈﹐唔駛“隊”咁近喎﹐哈哈﹐救命。」

OGAKE said...

你的"些微介紹費"係點收法既呢??

Anonymous said...

wow $3000HK for 30 minutes of striptease is alot considering most A-list american gay porn stars only charge around $200US for 2 hours....and you get to do everything lol....and don't ask me how I know that lol

lululu said...

我:哈哈.. 即係Harry哥哥?

笑死!!!

btw, 從來未見過你咁落力 @_@

Anonymous said...

"佢肯除哂你咪仲驚"...驚? No way! For that much of $, i want to see it all, haha!

Fun said...

lululu,

唔係架,做某d野我都好落力架 lol~

CH Mak said...

即係我d Six Degrees is useless lor.... That magician stripper was really... *speechless*

Anonymous said...

i know its N years ago but do u happen to still have the contact?! @_@

Anonymous said...

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