1.10.2008

爆血管

尋晚,
我幾乎爆血管,
唔係講笑,激到我差啲死喺地鐵..
個刻我明白點解會有人攞刀斬人,
因為火遮眼,係咩都會做得出..

尋晚放工,我打咗個電話俾葉老太諗住update吓裝修進度,點知..
我:媽咪,今日搞成掂?入得屋攞衫未?
媽:而家唔整啦..
我:咩唔整呀?
媽:個師父話啲伙記唔做喎,就算揾到有都要隔幾日先有,驚過年前起唔到貨..
我:吓?!仲有成個月先過年喎,同埋佢唔係同啲伙記夾好要整幾耐架咩?
媽:點知呀.. 而家整完個廳算囉,個房過完年先算..
我:咩話?將所有野擺返好跟住到過完年又pack多一次?咪玩啦..
媽:唔係點呀?人哋唔肯做都無辦法..
我:咁唔係佢話咩就咩架喎,有無搞錯呀~ 你俾咗幾多錢佢?
媽:俾咗萬一蚊囉.. 原本話三萬八做晒個廳同兩個房。
我:咁如果佢唔做埋兩個房,仲駛唔駛收錢?
媽:唔駛喎..
我:啊.. 即係而家筆錢夠cover個廳就唔整埋啲房,係咪玩野呀佢??
媽:我哋都係唔好彩架啦.. 咁唯有過完年先算..
我:唔係呀,邊有人咁白痴呀~
媽:你鬧我都無用架啦,我無氣同佢講呀~
我:...........
我:俾佢個電話我,等我同佢講 ($#%^@~*)
媽:你唔好鬧人呀,而家啲傢俬擺晒出屋,陣間佢唔幫我哋搬返好添呀..
我:(高八度) 俾佢個電話我啦~~~~~
媽:xxxx xxxx
我:打完俾佢再打俾你..
(收線)

我:(個口其實嬲到震晒) 喂,師父呀,葉生呀,我媽咪話.... (重複整件事一次)
他:唔係.. 唔係.. 唔係.. 我揾緊人.. 我揾緊人..
我:(個口繼續震) 咁幾時揾到?
他:好快.. 好快.. 好快..
我:(開始提高把聲) 即係幾時呀~~~~~~~~
(地鐵車箱開始有人望住)
他:好快.. 好快.. 好快.. 八點零知啦.. 有呀有無呀無..
我:(%$^&!@#*) 咩有呀有無呀無.. 而家仲有成個月先過年,咪玩啦..
他:唔係.. 唔係.. 唔係..
我:(再高多八度) 即係你無理由整到一半唔整架係咪呀~~
(地鐵車箱開始有人啤住)
他:唔係.. 唔係.. 唔係.. (原來係口頭禪)
我:你咪再唔係啦師父,你快啲幫我搞掂佢,好來好去啦..
他:我知.. 我知.. 我知.. 八點零覆你啦..
我:係啦喎..
他:係啦.. 係啦.. 係啦..
(收線)

(等到九點十五分仲未有電話)
我:師父,九點幾啦喎..
他:我知.. 我知.. 我知.. 啱啱摷緊你話..
我:咁點呢而家..
他:而家聽日下晝再開工..
我:係咪真架,唔好講咗又唔算數喎!
他:唔會.. 唔會.. 唔會..
我:咁你幾時起到貨..
他:要星期一啦起碼..
我:我俾夠你星期二..
他:係啦.. 係啦.. 係啦..
我:係啦喎..
他:係.. 係.. 係..
我:係咁啦..
(收線)

最新消息,啲師父成四點先到囉,你x味................. 我好唔明,點解九成九啲裝修佬都係咁唔負責任,係要扭吓計架呢?咁無信譽都可以既?咁樣無人翻轉頭幫襯架噃!同佢講電話我真係好X勞氣,軟皮蛇,係想鬧到佢爆為止............... 我放工會返去睇吓間屋,祝我好運!

18 comments:

Ogake said...
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Ogake said...

又真係好勞氣既~~俾著我都鬧爆佢~

F4 said...

頂住! 唔好激動. 最多一齊去X佢老味!

naruto said...

我都試過喺多倫多同D裝修佬講數,激到我想同佢開片.佢地見得我阿媽同一個雖然廿幾歐但個樣似十五嘅仔喺到,佮到上門,我一步都唔肯讓,見我惡過佢地先罷手,連阿媽都話未見過我咁惡.事後至知嗰班係越南幫.

Wordy said...

裝修佬永遠十個樽三個蓋,開左個頭打爛哂又飛去第度做,冇得講,只有周旋到底架咋,鬧得人最多就係個排。

四年前我屋企拆花架、花籠、浴缸、改水喉、電線,兼拆三分之一個廳(上手僭建),大生意過你,一樣係咁既待遇。

Anonymous said...

鬧佢當係練氣囉~!
呢d人都係五行欠金
要你鬧佢獲獲金!!!
唔駛同佢客氣tim 架!!

Anonymous said...

嗰市好, 啲裝修師父唔憂做, 所以咪你急佢唔急囉!更何況臨近新年, 度度裝修, 佢哋啲期仲密過啲紅artists ar!

TT said...

can't imagine about your 震樣!!

best actor said...

i hope there is a written, itemized contract, no satisfaction no payment policy. Also need to know his business address, just in case you need to find out where he is and that he starts screening your calls. i think you have been very nice and effective. good luck. one thing about contractor is reference check.....

Wordy said...

Vince,香港很多裝修師傅沒有商業登記,只有一張印了手機號碼的名片。通過裝修(室內設計)公司找師傅,也許有一張明細 (spec),但工程跟樓宇建築一樣外判再外判,不容易逐項追究,業主只能小心監管和耐心追究……死未!

Agnes Tse said...

呢位師父可能係佛門俗家弟子, 句句都repeat既!

遇著咁既情況, 我諗我都會鬧屋企人呵.

Anonymous said...

叫你媽媽未完全收貨...唔好畀$麻!!!!
只畀材料費啦!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

息怒 .... 冇野是搞不掂的..

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