1.29.2008

驚驚

《凹凸容醫》(Nip Tuck) 第4季剛開始在明珠台播影,閣下有追看嗎?有追看的應該知道其精彩之處除了那些估佢唔到的情節、亂七八糟一塌糊塗的男女、女女、男男的關係外,還有那些彷如活現眼前的整容手術場面亦贏得不少大膽觀眾歡心。在下好怕見紅,所以每逢有血腥場面我都只懂掩面並在指縫中偷看。

記得讀幼稚園高班的時候,座位是書檯連著可反起座椅的那一種。有一天上課時,因為超皮,我不斷用小pat pat上下上下的搖著座位,怎料越搖越興奮,右邊小手不知不覺間攝進了椅背與座位之間的罅隙,突然“咔擦”一聲,右手食指感到一陣痛楚,取出一看... 哇,血流如注,我亦當然應聲嚎哭起來,聲浪差點大得連鄰座的同學也給嚇暈。而正在講書的Miss也當然嚇得魂飛魄散~~ 結果那隻食指被包紮得如香腸那麼粗大,笑死!

另一次“血光之災”是小三那年,有天不用上學,跟媽媽外出吃早點的時候,在家不遠處遇上一個剛被洗劫兼身中2刀的中年女士,她血流披面的坐在地上,那酷極痛苦的表情及隱約所發出的哀號聲到現在還歷歷在目。那一晚我發了無數個惡夢,驚餐飽!總之,由細到大我都好驚血啊!!

前天,在下要到診所進行一項小手術,小手術雖要在面部上動土,但事前醫生說過整個過程只需10數分鐘, 而且亦不會有大痛楚及明顯疤痕,因此沒有特別顧慮或擔憂。一到達診所醫生二話不說便叫我躺在手術床上, 然後便嚷著姑娘用布蓋著我一邊面,只外露了需動土的部份。接著聽到醫生帶洗手、帶手套、帶口罩及移動儀器的聲響,又隱約看到姑娘預備麻醉針及紗布的情況..突然間整個人開始緊張起來,心跳加速,雙腳僵硬了似的.. 哈哈,這個時候我想起一個道理:一死了之不打緊,等死才夠恐怖啊!下一步當然是入戲肉啦..

醫生:(嚴肅) 我而家幫你打麻醉針,半邊面會痺痺哋..
我:哦..
(一陣刺痛)
我:哎呀~
醫生:好痛?
我:唔.. 算既..
醫生:唔駛緊張,最痛係呢一下架啦~
我:哦..


轉瞬間我感覺到藥力由左下顎位置一直伸延至頭部.. 跟著“聽到”醫生拿起手術刀.. 然後往面上割下去.. 嘩.. 心裡大嗌了一聲.. 噢.. 一點感覺都沒有,哈哈..雖沒有任何痛楚但仍清晰“feel”到他在庖丁解牛, 縫針的時候更“feel”到面皮被拉起!


醫生:ok啦,幫你貼塊膠布先~
我:真係咁快?
醫生:都話架啦~
我:咁起得身喇?
醫生:得!
我:係咪.. 好多血呀?
醫生:你睇吓囉.. (手指著床邊的檯)
我:errrr..
醫生:睇吓啦..
我:咦,咁少血架咋?(檯上只得一塊沾了些微血的紗布)
醫生:你咁大件,唔似咁細膽喎~
我:嘻嘻.. (大件就唔細膽啦咩?咩道理先?)

唉,就算蕭定一睇中我,我都無本事做Freeze囉~

19 comments:

艾麗絲謝 Agnes Tse said...

Nip Tuck到第四季已經開始悶: 貌似MJ既大仔同親生老豆Ex-Girlfriend有一手; 主角老婆生左龍蝦手BB, 同侏儒保姆搭上; 跟住型男醫生又懷疑自己有潛伏同志傾向...., 除左靠串星撐場面 (嘉芙蓮丹露, 波姬小絲)外, 已經冇乜大劑野可以玩.

naruto said...

我鍾意睇Nip Tuck,亦愛睇佢一刀切落去嗰嘢!哈哈!

讀書時個樣好似好純,但其實絕唔好恰。似住神父鍚,打交絕不手軟,估我唔到呢?最勁嗰次明知個同學腳有大痛瘡,比我一腳踢爆咗,真係多血到成隻褲管連𧙕都染滿血,知驚,即扶佢去醫療室,但後來反而friend 咗。

Wordy said...

我見血暈,聽見血就冇力(但鋸扒又一定要 medium rare)

中學時,怕血而沒選生物,間接得罪幾惡既修士,冇被熬皮拆骨,間中睇少少面色囉

兩三年前也在臉上做了個小手術,情況跟你差不多,不痛,但感到臉上涼涼,分不清是血還是消毒藥水,還懶好笑咁問醫生:「我係咪血流披面。」反而佢不停安撫我。之後縫補傷口,頭隨針線左右擺動,諗起《東方不敗》:P

有縫針的話,至少拆線前勿吃豉油、鹵水等深色醬料(食物)。

OGAKE said...

曾經驚過血,學急救既時候諗起D傷者就覺得不安,仲問阿Sir見咁多意外傷者又要處理驚唔驚,佢話"人地痛之嘛又唔係我痛",輕鬆一句就解答左我既疑問,但當然阿Sir還阿Sir,我還我,對住D受傷人士痛苦樣都係有D怕。但而家份工要見血又要處理血,起初都會手震震,但而家慣左又ok~~ 阿Fun你話"大件就唔細膽啦咩"講得好岩,我有時都會遇到D好似好勇既男人,但係一要攞佢血果陣,就會面青手凍凍......所以,你既反應都係正常~

Fun said...

to agnes,
有d興趣睇下brook shield呀~ 唔知sean1 christian係咪會真係搞埋呢?

to naurto,
哇.. 好man.. 我實在咁大個人未打過交喎,鬧交就多囉 lol~

to wordy,
鋸扒個d血唔計啦~~ :p 我記得F3有一次要切牛眼,雖然無咩血但係已經嚇到想暈~ 勁俾人笑囉~ 哎呀,MM生日去左食日本野,壽司豉油怕唔怕?

to ogake,
人地痛之嘛又唔係我痛 --> 呢個道理不敢苟同喎.. 我諗我做唔到俏護士架啦,咁蛇“瓜”~ lol~

Wordy said...

打人容乜易,舉手之勞,呵呵!

我 MM 話深色調料令傷疤顏色變深(信則有,不信則冇喇),所以我戒到拆線。除左自己,而家冇人留意到果個當眼位縫過三針(縫針個傷口埋得好 d 既)

Fun said...

我唔想變刀疤fun呀~

naruto said...

刀疤fun,個名都好man,正呀!

艾麗絲謝 Agnes Tse said...

fun兄: Brooke Shields同Christian就有野喇... 丹露果集都幾好睇, 少有咁既級數女星去客串.

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